标题：CS 签名

我爱你就像AWP一样一枪命中！
我喜欢你就像M249的子弹一发不可收拾！
我追你就像Mp5一样紧缠着你不放！
我念你就像AK-47的子弹一样刻骨铭心！
我关心你就像XM1014的子弹一样无微不至
我走进你就像M4A1的子弹一样无声无息！

（某MM的签名档） CS世界里，我喜欢的角色只有当人质，所以我希望我的意中人是个

盖世“CSer”，总有一天，他会身披价值的1000甲，端着“M4”，揣着“H、E、”来救我

的……



（北大未名游戏区）如果比赛缺人请叫我――本人经验丰富，枪法好；一流雇佣兵，帮拉登按过雷，教萨达姆打过枪，5V5一般留4人在家打麻将，我一人出去搞定；超级杀人狂，比赛每小局杀7-8人（有些近视，所以误伤是难免的嘛^_^）；无敌终结者，曾一次性射杀敌55人，刀砍33人，撞死3人，吓死1人，荣获CS一等功！！最主要的是本人长得丑，竟然还有女朋友……


本人枪法淫荡，意识下流，走位风骚！！（CS一哥们的签名档）

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人之初， At the beginning of life,
性本善。 sex is good.
性相近， Basically, sex is nearly all the same in nature.
习相远。 But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教， If you do not practice all the time,
性乃迁。 sex will leave you.
教之道， During the way of learning it,
贵以专。 the successful key is to make love with only one person.
昔孟母， Previously, a great mother named Mrs. Mon
择邻处。 chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学， She taught her son that "if you doesn't study hard,
断机杼。 your dick will become useless and broken."
窦燕山， A famous person called Dou,
有义方。 owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子， All his five sons took it,
名俱扬。 then their sexual ability became well-known.
养不教， If anyone who have children but they don't know how to do it,
父之过。 it is all the father's fault.
教不严， If they have lots of problems in doing it,
师之惰。 their teacher must be too lazy in telling them the details on sex.
子不学， If you refuse to learn sex,
非所宜。 that should be a big mistake.
幼不学， If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为。 you will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢， If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器。 it won't become hard and strong.
人不学， People who don't learn sex,
不知义。 their life will become meaningless.

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现在还有没有人疯狂与CS啊？？？？